MONEY
It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
It can buy you Sex
But not Love
Money isn't everything
It often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this
cause I'm your friend
and want to take away
your pain and suffering
So send me all your money
and I will suffer for you
I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS,
PERSONAL CHECKS, CASHIERS
CHECKS, BAGS OF GOLD,
BARS OF PLATINUM, GRADE 5 PLUTONIUM,
ETC...