How do you make a Tork laugh on Saturday? Tell him a
joke on Wednesday.


Why did the Tork stare at an orange juice can for 2
hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.


How do you keep a Tork busy forever? Write 'Please
turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.


Why can't Tork make ice cubes? They always forget the
recipe.


How did the Tork try to kill the bird? He threw it off
a cliff.

Why did 18 Tork go to a movie? Because "below 18" was
not allowed !!!

What do you call a Tork in an institution of higher
learning? A visitor.

A Tork ordered an extra large pizza. The clerk asked
if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. "Six, please. I
could never eat twelve pieces."

Tork #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare? Tork #2:
"No, who wrote it?"

What about the Tork's wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.