60 degrees:
Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe!)

50 degrees:
Miami residents turn on the heat

40 degrees:
You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming

35 degrees:
Italian cars don´t start

32 degrees:
Water freezes

30 degrees:
You plan your vacation to Australia
Minnesotans put on T-shirts
Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
British cars don´t start

25 degrees:
Boston water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Minnesotans eat ice cream
Canadians go swimming

20 degrees:
You can hear your breath
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacations farther South

15 degrees:
French cars don´t start
You plan a vacation in Mexico
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

10 degrees:
Too cold to ski
You need jumper cables to get the car going

5 degrees:
You plan your vacation in Houston
American cars don´t start

0 degrees:
Alaskans put on T-shirts
Too cold to skate

-10 degrees:
German cars don´t start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15 degrees:
You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue to metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist

-20 degrees:
Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don´t start

-25 degrees:
Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going

-30 degrees:
You plan a two-week hot bath
The Mighty Monongahela freezes
Swedish cars don´t start

-40 degrees:
Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South

-50 degrees:
Congressional hot air freezes

-80 degrees:
Hell freezes over
Alaskans close the bathroom window