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The following is a transcription of a telephone exchange
between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia. It was
recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. . .

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room service."
RS: "Rye. . .Ruin sorbees. . .morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh. . .yes. . .I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?. . .pry, boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled
please."
RS: "Ow July dee baychem. . .crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
toes' means."
RS: "Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No, just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter. . .just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy, tea, mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy.
. .rye?"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud."
G : "You're welcome."