>>>Two foreign nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat
>>> > and one says to the other, "I hear that the people
>>> > of this country actually eat dogs."
>>> >
>>> > "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live
>>> > in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
>>> >
>>> > Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior points to
>>> > a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart.
>>> >
>>> > "Two dogs, please," says one.
>>> >
>>> > The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps
>>> > both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter.
>>> > Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin
>>> > to unwrap their 'dogs'.
>>> >
>>> > The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins
>>> > to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans
>>> > over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What
>>> > part did you get?"