Bathroom Etiquette
In the men's room, an accountant, a lawyer and a
farmer were standing side by side using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing
and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his
elbows....he held about 20 paper towels before he
finished. He turned to the other two men and
commented, "I graduated from Harvard and they taught
us to be sanitary."
The lawyer finished, zipped up, went to the sink and
quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one
paper towel and commented, "I graduated from UC
Berkeley and they taught us to be environmentally
conscious."
The farmer zipped up and as he was walking directly
out the door said, "I graduated from WVU and they
taught us not to piss on our fingers"