To all of you Bright Women


1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm
not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see
a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong-

3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my
friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to
do anything that feels good for 36 hours. -Rita Rudner-

4. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.
We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -Rita
Rudner-

5. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
-Wendy Liebman-

6. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -Erma
Bombeck-

7. If high heels were so wonderful,men would still be wearing them. -Sue
Grafton-

8. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

9. I think-therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead-

10. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-

11. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-

12. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -Gilda
Radner-

13. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-

14. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage
and a career.-Gloria Steinhem-

15. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -Gloria
Steinhem-

16. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home
late at night. -Marie Corelli-

17. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. -Baroness Edith
Summerskill-

18. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How
intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around
your neck. -Linda Ellerbee-

19. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Send this to five bright women you know and make their day