There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along
together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians
took off and ran up this hill to the mouth of a cave.

He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo!
Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the
answer... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off
his clothes and ran in to the cave.

The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what
that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something.

"No", said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and
when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo!
Woooooo!", and get an answer back, that means that she is in
there waiting for you.

Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He
took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered,
When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!",
off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.

The Polack started running around the desert looking for a cave
to find these women that the Indians had talked about. All of a
sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave.

As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at
the size of that cave! It's bigger then the ones that those Indians
found. There must really be something really great in this cave!"

Well... he took-off up the hill at a super fast speed with his
hopes of esctasy and grandure. He got in front of the cave and
hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"

He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call
of, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!!
WOOOOOOOOO!!! Off came his clothes and, with a big smile
on his face, he raced into the cave.

The next day, in the newspaper, the head lines read, NEKKID
POLACK RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN!!!