YO MAMMA SO STUPID
Yo momma is so stupid, I tell her to buy me a color t.v., and she asks,
What color?"
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid it took her half an hour to make minute rice
Yo momma so stupid she threw a brick at the floor and missed
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign,
she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her
mind
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at
McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 6 train, she took the 3
twice.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said
"Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said
"guess" so she said levi's.
Yo momma so stupid she called information to get the number for 411 ...
YO MAMMA SO UGLY
Yo Mama's so ugly when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
professionals."
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a
treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they
put it around her neck
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the
surveillence cameras
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the
dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...
for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly Ted Danson wouldn't date her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he
doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow
Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job
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