How Do I Love Thee - West Indian Style
Let me count the ways ....

You are the essence in my mauby
De fish in my fishcakes
I love you love you dearly
You are the lard-oil in my bakes.

You are the coconut in my sweetbread
De pigtail in my rice
Just like piece of curry goat head
I will love you till I dead.

You are the sardine in my gravy
The dumplings in my soup
I love you more than gambling
Yes I love you bad fah true

Like banana leaf around my conkie
I'll be always close to you
Sweet like sugar in your green tea
I'll do anything for you.

You are the sauce around my Cou Cou
Hot like sweetbread when it done
In my arms I love to hold you
Just like a glass a rum

I will stick to you like dandruff
Like the corns upon your toes
Like the fat around your belly
I'll be everywhere you go.

Cause you are my black pudding
And I know I am your souse
When you call I will coming running
Like when a boar cat see a mouse

Oh my pepper on my pork chop
Sweet like sorrel when it mix
When my hands caress your body
You feel just like a couple-six

You are sweeter than a snowcone
I will give you all I own
You are sweeter than a hambone
Soft and sweet like piece'o'pone

No one can take me from you
Not in this life or death
Gyal I love you bad fuh chu
IS YUH MUDDA ME CYAAR TEK!