Bottom Of The 9th

Bottom Of The 9th

The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth.
In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes
during which the bass violinists have nothing to do.

Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid,
some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the
tavern next door for a quick one.

After slamming several beers in quick succession (as
bass violinists are prone to do), one of them looked
at his watch. "Hey! We need to get back!"

"No need to panic," said a fellow bassist. "I thought
we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few
pages of the conductor's score together with string.
It'll take him a few minutes to get it untangled."

A few moments later they staggered back to the concert
hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this
time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor
seemed a bit edgy and said as much to her companion.

"Well, of course," said her companion. "Don't you see?
It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the
bassists are loaded."

Bottom Of The 9th

Bottom Of The 9th

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