Prison Vs. School

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your
time in an 8x10 cell.
AT SCHOOL you spend most of your time at
a desk that sticks to your butt

IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT SCHOOL you only get a break for 1
meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good
behavior.
AT SCHOOL you get rewarded for good
behavior by being called the teachers pet.

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all
the doors for you.
AT SCHOOL u get locked out of your
classroom from the outside

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play
games.
AT SCHOOL you get detention for playing
games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT SCHOOL you have to share and wait
your turn on line.

IN PRISON they allow your family and
friends to visit.
AT SCHOOL you cannot even speak to your
family and friends.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life
looking through bars from the
inside wanting to get out.

AT SCHOOL you spend most of your time
wanting to get out and go inside bars.

~So aren't you happy itz summer~
Send this to:
5 students-Expect a bad school year in September
10 students-Expect a okay school year in September
15 students-Expect a phat ass school year in September!