Dispelling Sexual Myths

A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks
up and noticesthe most beautiful woman he has ever seen
boarding the plane.

He is very nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking
down theaisle toward him.When she takes the seat right
next to him, he is anxious to begin aconversation. He asks,
"Where are you flying to today?" She responds, "To the
annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."

He is CRAZED with excitement! Here is a gorgeous
woman sitting nextto him, and she's going to a meeting of
nymphomaniacs!"And what do you do at this meeting?"
he asks."Well," she says, "we try to dissolve some of the
popular myths aboutsexuality."

"And what myths are those?" he continues desperately.

She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African
American men arethe most endowed, when in fact, it is the
Native American man who ownsthis trait. Also, it is widely
believed that the Frenchman is the bestlover, when
actually it is men of Jewish descent who make the best
lovers."

"Very interesting..." the man responds.

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and
blushes. "I'm sorry,"she says, "I just feel so awkward
discussing this with you when I don't even know you!
What is your name?"

The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto. Tonto
Goldstein."