Cross Nuns

Cross Nuns

Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through
Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a
traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps
onto the hood of the car and hissesat them, through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the
abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he
clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?"
she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in
the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as
the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at
the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn. As Dracula hangs on.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn as she opens the window and
and shouts, ... "Get the Fuck off our car!! "

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