SEXY MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
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Morris goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet
$50.00 that no one here has a musical instrument that this
octopus can't play."

The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an
old guitar. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings
and starts playing. The octopus's owner pockets the fifty bucks.

Next guy comes up with a trumpet. The octopus takes the horn,
loosens up the keys, licks it's lips and starts playing a fantastic
jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty bucks to Morris.

The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back,
coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under
his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to Morris and his octopus,
"Now, if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred dollars."

The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts them up, turns them
over, has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus'
owner interrupts his pet's concentration, saying, "What are you
messing around for? Hurry up and play it!"

The octopus say's "Play it ? Huh ?!?

I am still trying to figure out how to take off it's sexy
nightgown...."