You are an 80's child if:

-You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or knew someone who did.
-You know what a "burnout" is.
-You wanted to be on StarSearch. (Come on, we all did)
-You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell
off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in "Thriller" at the end of the
video.
-You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point
during your youth.
-You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt.
-You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."
-You HAD to have your MTV.
-You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."
-You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack."
-You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer."
-You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future."
-You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your
name."
-You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. (Was there an 80's
movie she WASN'T in?)
-You know what "Sike" means.
-You fell victim to 80's fashion: big hair, god-awful fashion plus

accessories.
-You wanted to be a Goonie ("Goonies never say die.")
-You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie, but
you couldn't see it because your parents wouldn't let you.
-You've heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
-You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."
-You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.
-You ever wore flourescent-neon if you will-clothing...(ornail polish)
-You could breakdance, or wished you could.
-You know who Max Headroom is.
-You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
-(Remember Pong?)
-You own any cassettes.
-You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the
moon.
-You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from
Pizza Hut.
-Poltergeist freaked you out.
-You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
-You wish you were alone now with Tiffany.
-You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
-You watched Jem religiously, desperately wanted those red flashy earings,
wanted to communicate with some being named Cinergy, or you wanted
green hair like that lead singer of the Misfits.
-You know what a Doozer is.
-You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
-You ever had a Swatch Watch.
-You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare.
-You had a crush on one of the Coreys (Haim or Feldman).
-You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
-You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
-You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
-You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
-You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
-You know what a "Whammee" is. ("No Whammy, no whammy, stop!!")
-Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.

If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, My friend, are a
"Child of the 80's."
Send this to anyone that would appreciate going back to this Wonderful
decade... Thanks a lot guys!