True Ending To The Empire Strikes Back

Home › Funplex › Jokes by Email

« First
← Prev
Index
Next →
Last »
[email]

True Ending To The Empire Strikes Back

The TRUE ending to "the Empire Strikes Back":
------------------------------------------------------
A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is
backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry.
A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes
spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs
away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to
go but straight down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to
your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No... I am your father!

Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be
true...

Luke: NO!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true.. and you know what else?
You know that brass droid of yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I
was 7 years old...

Luke: No...

Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you done?
Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even
levitate your own ship out of the swamp...

Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I
single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid
Control ship!

Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father
never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo
hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... waahhh
wahhh!"

Luke: Shut up...

Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was
you're age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10
years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human
to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I
don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then
plunges down the shaft.

Darth Vader looks after him.

Darth Vader: Get a haircut you F$#king hippy!

« First
← Prev
Index
Next →
Last »

More Jokes by Email

  1. [page] 100+ Ways To Tell You Re Stuck In The 80 S
  2. [page] 100 Ways To Ensure That You Won T Get Laid
  3. [page] 101 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
  4. [page] 101 Ways To Be Annoying
  5. [page] 10 Commandments Of A Teenager
  6. [page] 10 Ways The Bible Would Be Different If Written By College Students
  7. [page] 10 Ways To Tell Santa Is A Computer Nerd
  8. [page] 10 Of Daddy S Rules For Dating
  9. [page] 122 Pick Up Lines
  10. [page] 12 Ways To Get Rid Of A Telemarketer
  11. [page] 12 Ways To Reject Pick-Up Lines
  12. [page] 1998 Bumper Stickers
  13. [page] 19 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus
  14. [page] 25 Signs You Re Getting Older
  15. [page] 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy
  16. [page] 27 Ways To Relieve Stress
  17. [page] 30 Fun Things To Do While Driving
  18. [page] 30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man
  19. [page] 39 Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
  20. [page] 40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women
  21. [page] 40 Things Which Prove You Re A New Yorker
  22. [page] 45 Fun Things To Do On An Essay You Don T Care About
  23. [page] 50 Fun Things To Do In Class
  24. [page] 50 Ways To Confuse People In The Computer Lab
  25. [page] 71 Things To Do On An Exam You Know You Re Going To Fail
  26. [page] 7 Ways To Be Annoying On Christmas
  27. [page] 80 S Nostalgia
  28. [page] A Case For The FBI
  29. [page] A Little X-Mas Story
  30. [page] A Programmer S Guide For Shoot Self In Foot
  31. [page] A Saint
  32. [page] A Soap Misunderstanding
  33. [page] A Thanksgiving Forecast
  34. [page] A Woman S Random Thoughts
  35. [page] A To Z Of Ex-Boyfriends
  36. [page] Actual News
  37. [page] Adam And Eve
  38. [page] Affair With Golf
  39. [page] Al Gore I Am
  40. [page] Alabama Driver S License Application
  41. [page] All Star Parody
  42. [page] All In A Day S Work
  43. [page] Almighty God
  44. [page] An Aussie And A Texan
  45. [page] An Italian Mother
  46. [page] Anagrams
  47. [page] And God Said
  48. [page] Angels, Once In Awhile
  49. [page] Answering Machine Messages
  50. [page] Antigravity, The Feline Butterology Theory
  51. [page] Application To Date My Daughter
  52. [page] Application For White House Intern
  53. [page] Application To Become A Country Singer
  54. [page] Application To Be A Spice Girl
  55. [page] Are You From Ohio?
  56. [page] Are You Having A Bad Day?
  57. [page] Area 51
  58. [page] Arguments For Jesus S Ethnicity
  59. [page] Art Thou Normal?
  60. [page] AsWeSeeIt Site
  61. [page] Ass Emoticons
  62. [page] Assassin Interview
  63. [page] Assorted Thoughts
  64. [page] Bad Day
  65. [page] Bad Luck
  66. [page] Bad Pick-Up Lines
  67. [page] Bad Times Virus Warning
  68. [page] Barbie S Letter To Santa
  69. [page] Barbies For Real Life
  70. [page] Baseball Analogies For Sex
  71. [page] Basic Math Of Men And Women
  72. [page] Bathroom Etiquette
  73. [page] Bathroom Joke
  74. [page] Battle Hymn Of Term Finals
  75. [page] Be Thankful For
  76. [page] Because You Re My Friend
  77. [page] Bedroom Golf Rules
  78. [page] Beer
  79. [page] Beer Quotes
  80. [page] Beer Warnings From FDA
  81. [page] Before I Came To College I Wish I Had Known
  82. [page] Benefits Of Being A Woman
  83. [page] Best T-Shirts Of The Summer
  84. [page] Bird On The Beach
  85. [page] Bird S Legs
  86. [page] Birth Of A Candy Bar
  87. [page] Birthday Tree
  88. [page] Birthmonth And Your Personality
  89. [page] Bitchass Jones
  90. [page] Bits Of Info
  91. [page] Bizarre
  92. [page] Black Men In Elevator
  93. [page] Blind Man
  94. [page] Blonde Joke With Contracter
  95. [page] Blonde Jokes
  96. [page] Blonde Mail Call
  97. [page] Blondes On Top
  98. [page] Blow Jobs: Women Vs Men
  99. [page] Bob Knows Everybody
  100. [page] Born In 1979 Or 1980
  101. [page] Bottom Of The 9th
  102. [page] Box Of Tampons
  103. [page] Brain Cell Humor
  104. [page] Brain Piercing
  105. [page] Breast Stroke Race
  106. [page] Breasts Names
  107. [page] Bright Women
  108. [page] Britney Spears Parody
  109. [page] Bull Story
  110. [page] Bumper Stickers
  111. [page] Bumper Stickers And Quotes
  112. [page] Bungeee
  113. [page] Butterfly Kisses
  114. [page] Canadian Pride
  115. [page] Car Accident
  116. [page] Car Jokes
  117. [page] Carpenter Life Metaphor
  118. [page] Cat Haiku
  119. [page] Celebrity Relocation
  120. [page] Chain Letter For Men Only
  121. [page] Chain Letter For Women Only
  122. [page] Chicken Or The Egg?
  123. [page] Child Support
  124. [page] Children Of The 80 S II
  125. [page] Children Of The 80 S IV
  126. [page] Children S Advice
  127. [page] Children S Books You Will Never See
  128. [page] Children S Books That Didn T Make The Cut
  129. [page] Children S Opinions On Love
  130. [page] Christmas Party Memos
  131. [page] Church Bulletin Typos
  132. [page] Church Jokes
  133. [page] Circle Flies
  134. [page] Clinton Administration Joke
  135. [page] Clinton Joke
  136. [page] Clinton Joke (Not Involving Sex)
  137. [page] Clinton Joke 2
  138. [page] Clinton Jokes
  139. [page] Clinton S Speech Translated
  140. [page] College Acceptance
  141. [page] College Burger Joint Conversations
  142. [page] College Entrance Exam For Basketball Players
  143. [page] College Life
  144. [page] College Majors
  145. [page] College Seniors Vs Freshmen
  146. [page] College Student Confession
  147. [page] Colored Or Not?
  148. [page] Combining Books
  149. [page] Computer Acronyms
  150. [page] Computers: Male Or Female?
  151. [page] Condom Slogans
  152. [page] Condoms
  153. [page] Cool To Do Drugs
  154. [page] Corkscrew
  155. [page] Country Love Acronyms
  156. [page] Country S Strangest Suicide
  157. [page] Cow Corporations
  158. [page] Creative Insults
  159. [page] Cross Nuns
  160. [page] Crying Pregnant Blonde
  161. [page] Cuckoo Clock
  162. [page] Cure For Snoring
  163. [page] CyberSex
  164. [page] Dalai Lama Millennium Message
  165. [page] Darwin Awards 1999
  166. [page] Dead Goldfish
  167. [page] Dead Rabbit Joke
  168. [page] Dear Dr Laura
  169. [page] Death Warning
  170. [page] Deathbed
  171. [page] Detailed Analysis Of The Spice Girls Wannabe
  172. [page] Differences Between High School And College
  173. [page] Dirty Nursery Rhymes
  174. [page] Dispelling Sexual Myths
  175. [page] Dissing Marriage
  176. [page] Diver S Bad Day At Work
  177. [page] Does God Still Speak To Men?
  178. [page] Dog Haiku
  179. [page] Dogs And Computers
  180. [page] Donkey In A Well
  181. [page] Dormitories
  182. [page] Dr Suess Does D C
  183. [page] Driver S Exam Questions
  184. [page] Drunk
  185. [page] Dumb Blonde Jokes
  186. [page] Dumb Lawyers
  187. [page] Dysfunctional X-Mas
  188. [page] E-Mail For A Widow
  189. [page] E-Mail From God
  190. [page] Ebonics Christmas
  191. [page] Eight Jokes
  192. [page] Election Logic Applied To Baseball
  193. [page] Election Logic Applied To Basketball
  194. [page] End-All Virus
  195. [page] Erma Bombeck S If I Had My Life To Live Over
  196. [page] Euphemisms For Your Man
  197. [page] EuroEnglish
  198. [page] Exercise?
  199. [page] FBI Pizza
  200. [page] Farming Pun
  201. [page] Fast And Easy Fruitcake
  202. [page] Feeling Fine
  203. [page] Female Comebacks
  204. [page] Female Drivers
  205. [page] Fictional State Mottos (Alternate)
  206. [page] Final Examination
  207. [page] Finals Story
  208. [page] Firedog Joke
  209. [page] Fireworks Story
  210. [page] Fishing
  211. [page] Five(5) Jokes
  212. [page] Five Hundred Dollars
  213. [page] Flipper In The Forest
  214. [page] Forrest In Everyone S Life
  215. [page] Forty-Seven
  216. [page] Fourth Of July
  217. [page] Freezing Hands
  218. [page] Friendship Quotes
  219. [page] Frog Pun
  220. [page] Frog Story
  221. [page] Frogs And Will Power
  222. [page] From The Desk Of Martha Stewart
  223. [page] Fuck
  224. [page] Fucking Checking Account
  225. [page] Fucking Friend Poem
  226. [page] Fun Things To Do At Yard Sales
  227. [page] Fun At The Drive-Thru
  228. [page] Funky Monkey Story
  229. [page] Funny Daily Affirmations
  230. [page] Funny Science Test Answers
  231. [page] Funny Signs
  232. [page] Funny Translations
  233. [page] Game For When We Re Older
  234. [page] Gay Cartoon Characters
  235. [page] Genesis: Take Two
  236. [page] George W Bush S Familiarable Quotations
  237. [page] Getting Old
  238. [page] Ghost Story
  239. [page] Glass Eye
  240. [page] Gloves
  241. [page] God Bulletin Boards
  242. [page] God Money
  243. [page] God Proves Existence Via Chalk
  244. [page] God Vs Government
  245. [page] Good-Bye Daddy
  246. [page] Goody Two Shoes
  247. [page] Gross Grade School Rhymes
  248. [page] Groucho Marx Quotes
  249. [page] Guardian Angel
  250. [page] Guillotine
  251. [page] Halloween Costume
  252. [page] Halloween Party
  253. [page] Heaven Scent
  254. [page] Heaven Or Hell?
  255. [page] Hell - Exothermic Or Endothermic?
  256. [page] Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
  257. [page] Henry Ford And God Compare Notes
  258. [page] Her First Time
  259. [page] Her First Time 2
  260. [page] Hermaphrodite
  261. [page] Hillbilly Love Poem
  262. [page] Hippie And The Bus Driver
  263. [page] Hit Me One More Time Parody
  264. [page] Holding In Her Brains
  265. [page] Holiday Diet Tips
  266. [page] Honk If You Love Jesus
  267. [page] Horoscopes For Southerners
  268. [page] Hospital Room
  269. [page] Hot Tub Tips For Women
  270. [page] How Do I Love Thee - West Indian Style
  271. [page] How Far Does The Computer Date Back?
  272. [page] How Many College Students Does Is Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
  273. [page] How Much Does A Prayer Weigh?
  274. [page] How Old Are You?
  275. [page] How They Do It When It Comes To Sex
  276. [page] How To Impress A Woman Compared To A Man
  277. [page] How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
  278. [page] How To Sing The Blues
  279. [page] IRS Fraud Warning
  280. [page] I Am Canadian
  281. [page] I Love You In About Every Language
  282. [page] I Ve Learned
  283. [page] Idiots
  284. [page] If Only Men Would Listen
  285. [page] In Bed
  286. [page] Installing Husband 1 0
  287. [page] Installing Wife 1 0
  288. [page] Integrated Coke
  289. [page] Internet Lingo
  290. [page] Introduction To Chinese
  291. [page] Ivy League Ads
  292. [page] Jack Handyisms For Tots
  293. [page] Jennifer S Profound Questions Of The Week
  294. [page] Jesus Influenza Story
  295. [page] Jesus Vs Satan
  296. [page] Job Search Lingo
  297. [page] Jock Or Nerd?
  298. [page] Jokes About Guys
  299. [page] Just Us Girls
  300. [page] Justice
  301. [page] Kids Take On Marriage
  302. [page] Lawyer Jokes
  303. [page] Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes
  304. [page] Lesbian Quotes
  305. [page] Letter To A West Virginia Mother To Her Daughter
  306. [page] Letters To Landlords
  307. [page] Life Instructions
  308. [page] Life In Reverse
  309. [page] Life In The 1500 S
  310. [page] Life In The 90 S
  311. [page] Life Is Better Than Being An Egg
  312. [page] Little Johnny, What Element Do You Want?
  313. [page] Little Johnny
  314. [page] Little Mary
  315. [page] Love Goes Around
  316. [page] Magician
  317. [page] Mahatma Ghandi Joke
  318. [page] Managers Vs Engineers
  319. [page] Mark Twain And Spelling
  320. [page] Martha Stewart S Holiday Calandar
  321. [page] Mary Poppins Pun
  322. [page] Masturbation Song
  323. [page] Me Mudder
  324. [page] Meet The Jack Schitt Family
  325. [page] Melbourne Radio Show
  326. [page] Men Are Like
  327. [page] Mexican, Italian And Polish Lunch
  328. [page] Miracle Of A Brother S Song
  329. [page] Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall
  330. [page] Motherhood
  331. [page] Muscles To Smile
  332. [page] Music Addiction Test
  333. [page] Music Definitions
  334. [page] Music Test Funnies
  335. [page] Mutually Sadistic English Assignment
  336. [page] Natural Highs
  337. [page] Neil Armstrong Story
  338. [page] New Elements
  339. [page] Nostalgia Letter
  340. [page] Not So Deep Thoughts
  341. [page] Nuclear War: Tips For Survival
  342. [page] Old Pious Man
  343. [page] On-Line CD
  344. [page] On-Line Language
  345. [page] On The Differences Between Men And Women
  346. [page] One Dime
  347. [page] One Liners
  348. [page] One Liners From Women
  349. [page] Only In America
  350. [page] Only In California
  351. [page] Oops I Did It Again Parody
  352. [page] Overworked
  353. [page] Owed Too A Spell Checker (Alternate)
  354. [page] Parody Of A Chain Letter
  355. [page] Penis Promotion
  356. [page] Penis Statistics
  357. [page] Penis Tax
  358. [page] Performance Evaluations
  359. [page] Personal Ads
  360. [page] Phrases You Will Never Here In A Kentucky Home
  361. [page] Pick-Up Lines
  362. [page] Pillsbury Doughboy - Dead At 71
  363. [page] Pizza Anyone?
  364. [page] Plane Wreck In Cemetary
  365. [page] Plastic Surgery
  366. [page] Polish Virus
  367. [page] Politically Correct Ethnic Jokes
  368. [page] Pope And KFC Joke
  369. [page] Pre-Coital Agreement
  370. [page] Presidential Anagram
  371. [page] Pressed Leaf
  372. [page] Prison Vs School
  373. [page] Professor Sacks
  374. [page] Profound Questions
  375. [page] Psychiatrists Joke
  376. [page] Psychology Research
  377. [page] Public Bathroom Fun
  378. [page] Pumpkin Humper
  379. [page] Pun About Man Killing Wife
  380. [page] Punctuation
  381. [page] Punny Jokes
  382. [page] Punny Names
  383. [page] Railroad Gauge
  384. [page] Raising A Puppy
  385. [page] Random Thoughts
  386. [page] Randy The Rooster
  387. [page] Rape
  388. [page] Real Advertisements
  389. [page] Real Headlines
  390. [page] Real Instructions
  391. [page] Real Resumes
  392. [page] Reason To Take Up Drinking
  393. [page] Reasons For Not Doing Your Math Homework
  394. [page] Recipe For Love
  395. [page] Red Roses
  396. [page] Rejected Dr Suess Books
  397. [page] Rejection Lines
  398. [page] Resignation From Adulthood
  399. [page] Reversal Of The Sexes
  400. [page] Revocation Of Independence
  401. [page] Rocks
  402. [page] Room Service
  403. [page] Roosevelt Life Tips
  404. [page] Rules Of The Air
  405. [page] S H I T Training For Students
  406. [page] Santa Claus Meets The X-Files
  407. [page] Santa Claus Is A Woman
  408. [page] Sassy Things For Boys And Girls To Say
  409. [page] Scary Story
  410. [page] Scary Story With No Ending
  411. [page] Scooby-DOOBIE-Doo
  412. [page] Scream Chain Letter
  413. [page] Seminars For Women (Presented By Men)
  414. [page] Seven Basic Types Of Chain Letters (Alternate)
  415. [page] Seven Deadly Sins Of Gilligan S Island Theory
  416. [page] Sex According To Football
  417. [page] Sex Education
  418. [page] Sex Joke Involving Beard
  419. [page] Sex Jokes
  420. [page] Sex Jokes 3
  421. [page] Sexy Musical Instrument
  422. [page] She Was So Blonde
  423. [page] Shit - A Word Of Many (Ab)Uses
  424. [page] Sign Language
  425. [page] Sign Of The Times
  426. [page] Signs You Had A Bad First Date
  427. [page] Signs You Ve Been In Band Too Long
  428. [page] Signs Your Presidential Candidate Isn T Right
  429. [page] Silly Names
  430. [page] Sith Lord: Position Available Immediately
  431. [page] Six Feet
  432. [page] Six Great Lessons
  433. [page] Six Reasons Tinky Winky Can T Be Gay
  434. [page] Skipping Class Rationalizations
  435. [page] Sleeping With Mom
  436. [page] Smart Blonde
  437. [page] Snow Diary
  438. [page] Social Darwinism
  439. [page] Sotally Tober
  440. [page] Special Diet
  441. [page] Special Diet (Variation)
  442. [page] Stages Of Life
  443. [page] Starfish Parable
  444. [page] State Mottoes
  445. [page] Story Made Up Of 80 S Song Titles
  446. [page] Strange, Stupid And Dumb Laws In Illinois
  447. [page] Strange Facts
  448. [page] Strange Facts 2
  449. [page] Strange Facts 3
  450. [page] Stranger Than Fiction
  451. [page] Stumpy And Martha
  452. [page] Subliminal Messages
  453. [page] Suggestive Question
  454. [page] Supermodel Wisdom
  455. [page] Surrogate Father
  456. [page] Swedish Humor
  457. [page] Take Off My Clothes
  458. [page] Technologically Challenged
  459. [page] Telepathic Watch
  460. [page] Ten Signs You Picked The Wrong ISP
  461. [page] The 80 S
  462. [page] The Balloonist
  463. [page] The Bank Account
  464. [page] The Beer Song
  465. [page] The Best Things About Being A Girl
  466. [page] The Bible In 50 Words
  467. [page] The Birdies
  468. [page] The Doll And A White Rose
  469. [page] The Eighties
  470. [page] The English Language
  471. [page] The Fence
  472. [page] The Finger
  473. [page] The History Of The World AP Style
  474. [page] The Homosexual Agenda
  475. [page] The Ideal Resume
  476. [page] The Last 10 Things A Man And A Woman Would Say
  477. [page] The Living Dead
  478. [page] The Man Who Loved Beans
  479. [page] The Mathematics Of Relationships
  480. [page] The Movies
  481. [page] The New Priest
  482. [page] The Old Lady Bet
  483. [page] The Perfect Joke
  484. [page] The Perfect Worker
  485. [page] The Six Basic Types Of Chain Letters
  486. [page] The South
  487. [page] The Stock Market
  488. [page] The Taco Bell Chihuahua
  489. [page] The Top 14 Special Powers Of The Young Darth Vader
  490. [page] The Ugly Duckling
  491. [page] The World S Thinnest Books
  492. [page] Things Guys Think Girls Should Know
  493. [page] Things I Must Remember - By A Puppy
  494. [page] Things You Don T Want To Hear Over An Airline PA System
  495. [page] Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies
  496. [page] Things That Bother Me
  497. [page] Things To Do At A Boring Movie
  498. [page] Things To Do At The Mall
  499. [page] Things To Say At Thanksgiving
  500. [page] This Year S Freshmen
  501. [page] Three Jokes
  502. [page] Three Strong Mice
  503. [page] Tickle-Me Elmo Factory
  504. [page] Time For God
  505. [page] Tips For A Lifetime
  506. [page] Tipsey Fruit Cake Recipe (Alternate)
  507. [page] Tipsy Fruit Cake Recipe
  508. [page] Titanic (the Short Sarcastic Version)
  509. [page] Titanic S Last Mystery Revealed
  510. [page] To My Dear Girlfriend
  511. [page] To Women Everywhere From A Man Who S Had Enough
  512. [page] Tom Swifties
  513. [page] Top 10 Reasons Eve Was Created
  514. [page] Top 10 Slogans Rejected By Motel 6
  515. [page] Top 10 Summer Camps You Should Not Send Your Kids To
  516. [page] Top 10 Signs That You Know It S Time To Join E-mailers Anonymous
  517. [page] Top 11 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
  518. [page] Top 12 Pick Up Lines And Comebacks
  519. [page] Top 21 Things Not To Say When Pulled Over
  520. [page] Top 25 Signs That You Have Already Grown Up
  521. [page] Top 33 Sexually Suggestive Lines In Star Wars
  522. [page] Top 36 Seminars For Males
  523. [page] Top 50 Things To Say When You Catch Your Roomate Having Sex
  524. [page] Top Seven Fears Of The Fabric Softener Bear
  525. [page] Top Ten Elf Pick-Up Lines
  526. [page] Top Ten Reasons Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex
  527. [page] Top Ten Reasons It Sucks To Be A Dick
  528. [page] Top Ten Rejected Slogans For Firestone Tires
  529. [page] Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Men And Women
  530. [page] Top Ten Sex Jokes
  531. [page] Top Ten Signs You Re At A Redneck Wedding
  532. [page] Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women
  533. [page] Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
  534. [page] Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
  535. [page] Trojan Horse Warning
  536. [page] Trouble In Heaven
  537. [page] True Ending To The Empire Strikes Back
  538. [page] Truisms
  539. [page] Truth About Reindeer
  540. [page] Twas The Month After X-Mas (Dieters Version)
  541. [page] Twas The Night Before X-Mas (Computer Version)
  542. [page] Twas The Week After X-Mas (Y2K Poem)
  543. [page] Twelve Gay Days Of X-Mas
  544. [page] Two Assholes
  545. [page] Two Blonde Jokes
  546. [page] Two Indians And A Polack
  547. [page] Two Italian Men
  548. [page] Two Things To Worry About
  549. [page] Universal Grade Change Form
  550. [page] Urban Legends All In One Letter
  551. [page] Vacuum Salesman
  552. [page] Van Gough S Relatives
  553. [page] Versailles
  554. [page] Veterinarian
  555. [page] Vibrator
  556. [page] Vincentian Vs American
  557. [page] Vulgarity Test
  558. [page] WORK Virus
  559. [page] Ways To Tell You Re Too Drunk
  560. [page] Wedgewood Shooting
  561. [page] Weird Job Interviews
  562. [page] Weird Local Sex Laws
  563. [page] What Day Is Your Birthday?
  564. [page] What Do You Call Your Dick?
  565. [page] What Does Your Name Mean? (Mean Version)
  566. [page] What Guys Names Mean
  567. [page] What Guys And Girls Are Really Saying
  568. [page] What Men Really Mean
  569. [page] What Are Dogs And Cats Really?
  570. [page] What Do You Want In A Woman?
  571. [page] What S Your Screen Name Mean?
  572. [page] When Santa Runs Out Of Prozac
  573. [page] Where Is God?
  574. [page] Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel
  575. [page] Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
  576. [page] Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats
  577. [page] Why Girls Like Guys And Vice Versa
  578. [page] Why God Never Got Tenure
  579. [page] Why I Fired My Secretary
  580. [page] Why Jesus Is Better Than Santa Claus
  581. [page] Why Nagging A Man Doesn T Work
  582. [page] Why We Should Feel Sorry For Tech Support
  583. [page] Wilbur And Martha
  584. [page] Windows 98 Southern Edition
  585. [page] Windows Errors In Haiku
  586. [page] Winter Wonderland Computer Parodies
  587. [page] Wisdom From The Bathroom Walls
  588. [page] Woman S Guide To Male Bashing
  589. [page] Women Rule
  590. [page] Women Are Bright Because
  591. [page] WordPerfect Helpline
  592. [page] Work Phrases
  593. [page] World S Shortest Books
  594. [page] Worms And Alcohol
  595. [page] Worst Analogies
  596. [page] Worst Country Songs
  597. [page] Y0K And Y1K Problems
  598. [page] Yo Mama So Stupid (and Ugly)
  599. [page] You Know You Re Getting Old When
  600. [page] You Know You Re An Idiot When
  601. [page] You Might Be A Yankee If
  602. [page] You Might Be From Lousiville If
  603. [page] You Might Have A Redneck Yard If
  604. [page] You Might Be A Redneck If
  605. [page] You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If
  606. [page] You Re Lost In The Generation Gap Between Baby Boomers And Generation X If
  607. [page] Yummy Fingers