A Blonde girl just bought a new car and was tailgating a man that she thought was gorgeous. She kept honking and passing and letting him pass and driving badly.

Finally the man stopped and got out. The blonde stopped behind him. The man demanded, "Why are u tailgating me?" but then he cut her off and said, "Never mind. Look, I'm going to draw a circle on the ground. You stand in the circle and close your eyes, facing towards my car. DONT step out of the circle until i tell you to and DONT open your eyes or turn around."

The blonde agreed, because she thought he was going to do something wonderful. Meanwhile the man started bashing her car in. When he was done wrecking it, he said,"Ok, turn around now." The blonde turned and looked at her brand new, but now destroyed car. She began giggling and laughing. the man was furious. "WHY are you laughing!?" she looked shyly at him and said, "Well, when you werent looking, I stepped out of the circle."

A blonde was learning how to ride a horse. She was doing great. She got in the saddle and the horse started at an easy pace. It began to go faster and faster, and the blonde was enjoying herself so much that she closed her eyes. She opened them just in time to find herself slipping off the side of the horse. She was being dragged along the ground because her foot was caught inthe stirrup. her head was knocking against the concrete as she screamed, "Help! Help!! someone get me OFF!!! AHH!" so the Walmart man came over and unplugged the horse for her.