Blonde Jokes

A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on
the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked,
"What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"

The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell
me that 'Pussy Treats' are for cats?"



When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her
operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be
before she could resume her sex life.

"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon.
"You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy."



The blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right
breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you
aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why, officer?"

"Because your breast is exposed."

"Oh. my God", says the blond. "I left the baby on the bus!"



A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three
blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building. He suddenly
notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks, "Why
did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?"

The blond answers in a very weak voice, "We wanted to try out our new
maxi-pads, with wings..."



Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look
at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and
says, "Where?"