ThInGs GuRLs CaN SaY...

*don't hate me cause im beautiful,
hate me cause ur boyfriend thinks so!*

*east to the sea,
west to the land.
death to the bitch,
who touches my man!*

*if u need a nickel,
i'll give u a dime.
if u need a man,
bitch, don't fuck with mine!*

*roses are red,
violets are blue.
god made me beautiful,
what happened to u?!*

*god created men first
cause u always need a rought draft,
before the masterpiece!*

*god loves stupid peope,
thats why he made so many men!*

*only good gurls go to heaven,
i wasn't invited!*

*sex is like pringles,
once u pop,
u can't stop!*

*children is the dark,
causes accidents.
accidents in the dark,
causes children!*

*i have pms and a gun,
now what were u saying?!*

ThInGs FoR bOiS tO sAy...

*its not the size of the boat,
its the motion of the ocean!*

*do u believe in love at first sight,
or do u need to walk past me again?!*

*loves a sensation,
caused by temptation.
a guy sticks his location,
in a gurls destination.
to increase the population,
of the next generation.
do u understand my explanation,
or do u need a demostration?!*

*don't drink and drive,
u might go over a bump
and drop ur beer!*

*god gave me brains and a penis
and only a lil bit of blood.
i can only work one at a time!*

*if guys got a period,
they would brag about
the size of there tampons!*

*roses are red,
apples are sour.
open ur legs,
i'll show u some power!*

*im just like fred flintstone.
i can make ur bedrock!*

NoW wErEn'T tHoSe FuN?!


NoW u MuSt SeNd ThIs To...

0- no one will ever love u!

1-5- u will get a kiss from ur crush!

6-10- u will get some tongue from ur crush!

11-15- u and ur crush will make out!

16- 20- u will date ur crush!

21 and up- u will have sex with ur boifriend/gurlfriend
and be together for a long time (lucky u)