SIGN ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK:
Let us remove your shorts
MATERNITY CLOTHES SHOP
We are open on labor day
ON MATERNITY ROOM DOOR:
'Push, Push, Push'
ON A FRONT DOOR:
Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog
SCIENTIST'S DOOR:
Gone Fission
TAXIDERMIST WINDOW:
We really know our stuff
PODIATRIST'S WINDOW:
Time wounds all heels
BUTCHER'S WINDOW:
Let me meat your needs
USED CAR LOT:
Second Hand cars in first crash condition
SIGN ON FENCE:
'Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive'
CAR DEALERSHIP:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment
MUFFLER SHOP:
No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming
NON-SMOKING AREA:
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take
Appropriate action
OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the
right place