The unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it? You
die.
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it
out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out
when you're too young. You get a gold watch when you go to work. You
work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You
do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go
to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb,
you spend your last nine months floating...and you finish off as an
orgasm.
Much better....