"BRAIN CELLS"

All babies start out with the same number of raw
cells which, over nine months, develop into a
complete female baby. The problem occurs when cells
are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a
male baby instead. Because there are only so many
cells to go around, the cells necessary to develop a
male's reproductive organs have to come from cells
already assigned elsewhere in the female.

Recent tests have shown that these cells come from
the Communications center of the brain, migrate lower
in the body and develop the appropriately modified
functions. This means, however, that males are born a
few cards short, so to speak.

This difference between the male and female brain
manifests itself in various ways. Little girls will
tend to play things like house or learn to read.
Little boys, however, will tend to do things like
placing a bucket over their heads and running into
walls. Little girls will think about doing things
before taking any action. Little boys will just look
surprised if someone asks them why they just punched
their little brother who was half asleep and looking
the other way.

This basic cognitive difference continues to grow
until puberty, when the trouble really begins. After
puberty, not only the size of the brains differ, but
the center of thought also differs. Women think with
their heads. Male thoughts originate where their ex-
brain cells reside.

Of course, the size of this problem varies from man
to man. In some men only a small number of brain
cells migrate; they are left with nearly full mental
capacity but tend to be rather dull. Such men are
known in medical terms as

"Republicans." Other men suffer larger brain cell
relocation. These men are referred to as "Democrats."

A small number of men suffer truly massive brain cell
migration At conception. These men are usually
referred to as..... "Mr. President."