Kenneth Starr (holding a sign that says "Starr I Are"):
I'm here to ask,
As you'll soon see,
Did you grope
Miss Lewinsky?
Did you grope her
in your house?
Did you grope
beneath her blouse?
Clinton:
I did not do that
here or there--
I did not do that
anywhere!
I did not do that
near or far--
I did not do that
Starr-you-are!
Starr:
Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek
beneath her skirt?
And did you tell
The girl to lie
When called upon
To testify?
Clinton:
I do not like you
Starr-you-are--
I think that you
Have gone too far!
I will not answer
Any more...
-- Perhaps I will go
Start a war!
(The public's easy
to distract--
when bombs are
falling on Iraq!)