THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE

25.In high school, you do homework. In college, you study.

24.No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college food
must be provided at an event fore students will come.

23.In high school, you carry your book bag on one shoulder. In
college you carry your book bag on both shoulders.

22.In college professors can tell you the answer without looking at
the teacher's guide.

21.In college there are no 'Tardy Slips'

20.In high school you live with your parents. In college you live
with your friends.

19.In college, you don't have to wait in a certain lunch line to be
'cool'.

18.Only nerds e-mailed in high school because the cool kids 'didn't
know what it was'.

17.In high school you're told what classes to take. In college you
get to choose, that is as long as the
classes don't conflict, that you have the prerequisites, that the
classes aren't closed, and that you have paid your tuition.

16.In high school, if you screw up you can usually sweet-talk your
way out of it. In college, you're
lucky to ever talk to the professor.

15.In high school, fire drills are planned by the administration.
In college, the fire drills are
planned by drunk fraternity guys coming home when the bars have
finally stopped serving them.

14.In college, any test consists of a larger percentage of your
grade that your high school final exams ever did.

13.In high school, when the teacher said "Good Morning" you mumbled
something back. In college, when the teacher says "Good Morning", you
write it down.

12..In high school, freshmen guys hit on senior girls. In college,
senior guys hit on freshmen girls.

11.In college, the weekends start on Thursday. (WOOHOO!!)

10.In college, it's much more difficult to figure out the course
schedule of that man/woman you have a crush on, in order to figure out
where he/she will be on campus at a certain time so you can
accidentally' bump into him/her.

9.Once you've obtained the info in #10, its much more time-consuming
to run between classes to that place where you know he/she will be to
'accidentally' bump into them.

8.In college, there's no one to tell you not to eat pizza three
meals a day.

7.In high school you drink Coca Cola. In college you dilute Vodka.

6.In high school it never took three weeks to get money from mom and
dad to go on a date.

5.College men are 'hot' while high school BOYS are 'cute'.

4.College women are legal. (WOOHOO!!)

3.In college, when you miss a class, you don't need a slip from your
parents saying you were skipp-... uh, sick that day.

2.In high school you can't go off campus for lunch because it is not
allowed. In college you can't go off campus for lunch because you
can't afford it.

1.In high school, people that were on drugs, drank, were zoned-out,
had untidy clothes or hair were called dorks. In college they're
called 'cool'.