Women are Bright Because:

We got off the Titanic first.
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We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.
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Taxis stop for us.
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We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
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No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
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We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
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If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
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We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
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We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates
are still there.
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We have the ability to dress ourselves.
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We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture
them naked.
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If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like
an idiot.
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There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
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We'll never regret piercing our ears.
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We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
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We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence,
because they aren't listening anyway.
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Send this to five bright women you know and make their day!!!