Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a brother.(You remind me of
that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I
don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I
don't want you spending the whole night or else
you may hear phone calls from all the other guys
I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat
and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date
you if you were in the same 'solar system', much
less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even
something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is
better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men
like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around
so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all
the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the
male perspective thing.)

In response...The male perspective on the same
issue...

Top 10 rejection lines given by Men
(and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)

PASS THIS ON TO 10 PEEPS OR YOU WILL ALWAYS GET REJECTED!