Election Logic Applied to Baseball

NEW YORK (AP) -- The New York Mets announced today that they are
going to court to get an additional inning added to the end of
game 5 of the World Series.

The batting, pitching, and bench coaches for the Mets held a press
conference earlier today. They were joined by members of the
Major League Players Union. "We meant to hit those pitches from
the Yankee pitchers," said the Mets batting coach. "We were
confused by the irregularities of the pitches we received and
believe we have been denied our right to hit."

One claim specifically noted that a small percentage of the Mets
batters had intended to swing at fast balls, but actually swung at
curve balls. It was clear that these batters never intended to
swing at curve balls, though a much higher percentage were not
confused by the pitches.

Reporters at the press conference pointed out that the Mets had
extensively reviewed film of the Yankees pitchers prior to the
World Series and had in fact faced the Yankees in inter-league
play earlier in the year. "The fact remains that some of the
pitches confused us and denied us of our right to hit," said
the Mets batting coach. "The World Series is not over yet and the
Yankees are celebrating prematurely." Major League Baseball has
reviewed the telecast of all the World Series games and recounted
the balls and strikes called by the umpires of each game. "While
some of the strikes called against the Mets were, in fact, balls,
there were not enough of them to change the outcome of the World
Series," the commissioner said.

Another portion of the Mets legal claim stated that, based on on-
base percentage, the Mets had actually won the World Series,
regardless of the final scores of the games. "It's clear that we
were slightly on-base more often than the Yankees," said a Mets
spokesman. "The World Series crown is rightly ours." The manager
of the Mets has remained in relative seclusion, engaging in some
light jogging for exercise. He has stated that he believes
"we need to let the process run its course without a rush to
conclusion."