Minyan Plus
I always knew that while nine Jews are very nice, ten are needed for
a minyan, and when the tenth arrives everyone beams. I just learned
that the eleventh is just as vital. This really happened.
When the eleventh entered, someone said, "Thank goodness."
The eleventh arrival responded, "You had a minyan already."
The other speaker said, "You make the 'pisher' and now I can leave the
room and go to the bathroom!"