Congregation Shomrei Emunah
Adult Education Committee
Special Seminar Series on Shadchanus
Shomrei Emunah, baruch Hashem, has reached an important life-
cycle. Many ofthe members are becoming involved in the "shidduch
parsha" for their sons and daughters of marriageable age
(@17.5 +/-10 years). In recognition of the issues that such a
situation raises, the shul will be offering a series of seminars
for parents of prospective chassanim and kallahs. This seminar
will include the following workshops given by noted local
community experts:
Getting your daughter into the "Right" Seminary
Top ten Girls Seminaries in Israel to Avoid
Seminary Directors in Israel Who Died and Made Them Kings?
Application fees to seminaries in Israel: Larceny or an investment
in
Your Future.
How to get your son into the top ten at Lakewood
Yeshivonics: Translating grammatically incorrect speech into
English
Twenty-one and still single: Is she over-the-hill or Just Full of
Shidduch?
Getting top dollar for your Led Zeppelin and Grateful Dead tapes:
A guide to local flea markets
Going back in time: How to Get YU and NCSY to disappear from
your secret files.
The most appropriate sefarim to have on your bookshelf (note: The
first 50 registrants will be entered into a drawing for a $50 gift
certificate at Shabsi's Judaica
How to obtain those Yeshiva Transcripts you never had
How to master Shas in one week
Lomdus 101: Is it Possible to shlug-up the "nice boy", "nice girl"
Gezara Shoveh
Etymology 353: A historical analysis of the word "nice" losing all
meaning
Chumra crash course: A primer to Yoshon, Cholov/Pas Yisrael,
Gebrokhts, and separate seating/standing
Your son-in-law the Doctor?!! How to get to Shappard Pratt in a
hurry.
Understanding the hidden financial value of the "Masters in
Education" degree
Kitchen remodeling: How to give an illusion of the double sink
using mirrors from Home Depot
Post Hoc Yichus Acquisition: Creative and alternative approaches
to tracing and documenting your family tree
Shinui Shem: Legally changing your daughter's last name to
something more desirable
Financial Planning I: Which set of books to show the (prospective)
Mechutanim
Financial Planning II: How to go into Hock with dignity and still
cover your Kol Nidre Pledge
Financial Planning III: Pre-Shidduch financial negotiation tactics
Financial Planning IV: Automatic payroll withdrawal to cross
country manor and the Fountainbleu
Playing Hardball: Calling your future Mechutan's bluff
Appreciating the Kollel work ethic: A sociological analysis of the
9am weekday Minyan at the Agudah
How to hand over your credit cards and car keys with a smile
Progressive stupidity in the Shidduch-Parsha parent: Why have
we lost control of the situation?
Understanding your daughter's fantasy of a $600 piece of fake hair
on her head: A psychiatric case study
Narishkeit Update: A compilation of the New
"That's-Just-the-Way-it's-Done" Laws of the past 10 years
Fashion Update I: A guide to color-coded snoods
Fashion Update II: Wardrobe Rules for Vorts and Sheva Brochos
Your first grandchild next year?: A practical Shidduch Timetable
for your dating child
How to look at a 20-year-old boy in the Black Hat without cracking
up: Behavior modification techniques for the 90's
Understanding Shidduch Love in the current generation: It's not (in)
your father's Oldsmobile
How to break it off with a guy who expresses an interest in earning
a living
Understanding Twenty-First Century Demographics: Everyone's
Mechanech
Biting the Bullet: Our obligation to continue support to schools
with screwed-up-agendas.
Do you want to join?