The Sick Rabbi
A rabbi had to spend time in a Catholic hospital. He became
friends with the Sister who was a nurse there. One day, she came
into his room and noticed that the crucifix on the wall was missing.
She asked him good-naturedly, "Rabbi, what have you done with the
crucifix?"
"Oh, sister," chuckled the rabbi, "I just figured one suffering
Jew in this room was enough."