Man and Wife
An Israeli mayor in a small town is walking past a construction site
with his wife. One of the construction workers stops and calls out to
the woman.
"What's new, Sara?"
"Why, it's nice to see you again Avi," the woman replies. She turns
to introduce her husband to the construction worker, and they speak
for several minutes.
After the mayor and his wife continue on, he turns to his wife to
ask how she knows him.
"Oh," she said. "We went together in high school. I even thought
about marrying him."
The husband began to laugh. "You don't realize how lucky you are. If
I hadn't come along, today you would be the wife of a construction
worker!"
The wife replied without hesitation, "Not really. If I had married
him, he'd now be a mayor!"
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