Why did G-d give Jews the 10 Commandments?
The Italians didn't want them because it said that you couldn't
covert your neighbors wife.
The Germans didn't want them because it said that you couldn't
murder.
So G-d went to Moses and said:
"I'd like to give you some commandments"
"How much are they?"
"They're free"
"Good, we'll take ten".