Not-So-Famous Jewish Movies



Gonif with the Wind: a thief tries to acquire ownership of Tara
  through a forged deed.

The Putzman Rings Twice: a mohel murder mystery

Schnorer Rae: a freeloader tries to get in on the union movement

Balaboosta Cockburn: John Wayne's wife memorizes Grossinger
cookbook

The Good, the Chabbad, and the Ugly: a kosher noodle western

Moby Dreck: Captain Ahab harpoons the wrong end of the whale

The Cincinnati Yid: Steve McQueen uses some of his poker winnings
to start a reform congregation

Litvak Big Man: Dustin Hoffman learns that his parents are an
 American Indian and a Lithuanian immigrant

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kibbitzer: Paul Newman and Robert
 Redford do some standup shtick while they rob their victims

Bridge over the River Kvetch: The extras complain that
whistling the theme song dries out their mouth and hurts their lips

The Creature from the Black Latke: an overdone potato pancake
turns into a monster

Mamza Poppins: a talented nanny has questions about her birth
     legitimacy

The Matzo Candidate: Frank Sinatra is brainwashed into thinking
it's  always Passover

Mister Schnapps Goes to Washington: Jimmy Stewart thinks he's
still filming Harvey

Driedls of the Lost Ark: Harrison Ford plays Chanukah games

Aleph Doesn't Live Here Anymore: neither the waitress nor the
   old Hebrew school can be found

Borscht-time for Bonzo: Ronald Regan tries to train an Ashkenazy
monkey

Singing in the Ch'rain: Gene Kelly gets horseradish on his
umbrella