Another Flood
A new flood is foretold and nothing can be done to prevent it;
in three days the waters will wipe out the world.
The leader of Buddhism appears on TV and pleads with everyone
to become a Buddhist; that way, they will at least find salvation
in heaven.
The Pope goes on TV with a similar message: "It is still not too
late to accept Jesus," he says.
The Chief Rabbi of Israel takes a slightly different approach:
"We have three days to learn how to live under water."