Sitting Bull
An Indian brave named Sitting Bull comes home to the wigwam and informs
his father that he's found a wonderful new, Jewish, girlfriend and they're
getting married.
Naturally the father is upset.
"Why don't you find a nice Indian girl? it's not right for Indians to
marry out. Anyway, I'm sure that Jews feel the same way. Surely they're not
thrilled with having an Indian son-in-law".
"Not true!", replies the brave. "They like me so much that they've
already given their daughter a new Indian name".
"What's that?" says the father.
"Sitting Shiva"
To make both sets of parents happy.....
They promised to name their first born "White Fish"