Sadam's Dream
Sadam called President Clinton and said: "Bill, I called you because I
had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and
it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a flag."
Clinton said:"Sadam, what was on the flag?"
Sadam said: "Allah is G-d, G-d is Allah".
Clinton said: "You know, Sadam, I'm really glad you called because last
night I had a dream too. I could see all of Bagdad, and it was even more
beautiful than before the war, it had been completely rebuilt. And on
every building there was a flag."
Sadam said: "Bill, what was on the flag?"
Clinton replied: "I really don't know, I can't read Hebrew!"