Lost Bubbe
A Bubbe took her grandson shopping.
The department store was very crowded
and the Bubbe and the grandson were separated.
The little boy started to cry.
A saleswomen came over to the child and asked,
"Why are you crying, little boy?"
"I lost my Bubbe," he said.
She took him to the department store office.
"What's your name, little boy?" they asked.
He answered, "Shayna punum, puh puh puh."