Brachot
What bracha do you say when you sit down on a piece of gum?
Lei-shev bazooka
What do you call an artificial sacrifice?
A korbon copy
What can you do on Friday night if you've forgotten to buy
anything for lechem mishna?
Turn to the door and say "Bo-i challa, bo-i challa."
What do you say when the challa comes in?
Shalom Ha-Lechem