Pasken & Rabbis Ice Cream



Pasken and Rabbis ice creams are available in cohens, frozen on a
shtick, or in a plastic Yid-dish. In addition to their up-to-the-mitzvah
selections of ice cream flavors, P&R's also offers such tasty treats as
Tosefloats, Saturdaes, Madua-lo-diet freezes, the tantalizing Bamid-bar,
as well as traditional ice cream Sotahs in a variety of delicious
flavors- the latter, of course, made with Korban-ated water and, if you
wish, an extra pshat of seltzer.

And while our competitors may offer a multilayered Goyishe Cup,
remember that only Pasken and Rabbi's features a free sample of any
flavor- which we call Bameh Madlickin'.

We are proud to continue our old and sacred tradition of serving a
multitude of flavors, a custom which began with the sainted Ga'on of
V'nila (may his memory be a dressing), who first claimed the mitzvah of
Hachnassat ice cream.

His disciples, known as the Eggnogdim, carried on for generations a
debate with the followers of the Baal Shempaine over which scoop to put
on top. Today, we abide by the decisions of the Ga'on's school, and we
have adopted his famous slogan, "Talmond Tort K'neggnog Coolime."


FLAVORS:

Maccabean
Leviticustard
Olive Hashalom
L'chu Vanillcha
Oy Gemalt
Wailing Walnut
Cherry Bim
Yasher Cocoach
Bubble Gumora
Lemontations
Chocolitvak
Hanava Bananot
Meshuganougat
Soda & Gomorra
Manishta Nut
Rachma Nut
Tishba B'Avarian Cream
Moishmallow
Maimonidi (Rumbomb)
Rhubarbanel
Chazalnut
Pear V'Chavod
Citrus D'Achra
Halava-Chomer
Oy Vey Iz
Mizrachino Cherry
Rashi Road
Balak Berry
Buberry
Lubavitcher Resberre
Shulamit Spumoni
Zalmond Schacter
Abba Ebanana
Bernard Malamint
Molly Pecan
Cin'm'n Toff & Mazel Toffe-ee
Cashew Lepesach
Lehitra Oats
Tzur Marshmalo
Kol HaVodka
Af Al Pecan
Mi Kamocha
Mizrachi Road
Tora Shebe'al Pear
Chuppapaya
M'lo Kol Ha'aretz Avacado
Butter Shkotz
Prune Ur'voon
Brand Ice
Olime Habah
Asseret Yummy Chewvah
Mi Kamarshmallow
Berry Pr'i Hagafen
Britishman Date
Rav Kooconut
Weizman Instituti-Fruiti
Carmel Shake
ChocEilat Chip
S.Y. Agnog.