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Jewish Life in Space

This takes place in the old days when the first 3-man space shuttle
came splashing down from the moon and the ship the U.S.S. Seagull
(Jewish ship of course-Segal) picked up the capsule. The first man who
got out of the capsule was Protestant and the clergyman of his faith
asked him; "How was it my son?" The Protestant astronaut answered with
a big healthy smile; "It was truly a great experience, etc." The second
man was Catholic and when he emerged from the capsule the priest blessed
him and asked him; "In the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost-
How was it?" and the reply was; "It was fabulous Father!" The third man,
of course, was Jewish and with great effort left the space ship and was
huffing and puffing and the Rabbi came up to him and asked him; "How
come-Nu, what happened? The other two astronauts came out composed and
refreshed-and you, Nu?" The Jewish astronaut answered-breathing very
heavily; "Every 90 minutes, 'Shacharit, Mincha, Mariv - Shacharit,
Mincha, Mariv'!

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