The Top 13 Terms of the New Mideast Peace Deal




Arafat must return all $7.6 million of misrouted royalties
intended for Ringo Starr.

In exchange for West Bank, Palestinians must take Fran Drescher

Death threats on authors of those infuriating "Magic Eye" books lifted.

Jewish Homeland relocated to South Florida.

Straight-up trade, Jackie Mason for Casey Kasem.

Israel must make cable space available for new variety show, "Shiite
Tonight!"

Everyone in Israel to get a personally autographed "Chia
Yasser."

No more jokes about the five o'clock shadow on Arafat's mom.

In case of renewed fighting, Clinton guaranteed a room at
the Gaza Hilton until Hillary cools down.

Less rocks, more talk!!

Circumcised Palestinians free to roam Jerusalem.

Center Square: Whoopi's out, Yasser's in.


and Top5's Number 1 Term of the New Mideast Peace Deal...


Main objective in Palestinian charter changed from
"destruction of Israel" to "World Cup champs by 2014."





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