Last Meal
Three guys are about to be executed and they are asked what they wish
to have for their last meal.
The Italian responds, Pepperoni Pizza, which he is served and then
executed.
The Frenchmen requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and then
executed.
The Jew requests a plate of strawberries. STRAWBERRIES ????
Yes, Strawberries. He is told "But they are out of season !"
"So, nu, I'll wait...."