One Day in the Desert
Three men were walking through the desert.
The first, a Frenchman, exclaimed, "I'm so hot, I'm so thirsty,
I must have wine!"
The second, an Italian, shouted, "I am very hot, I am very thirsty,
I must have wine!"
The third, a Jew, cried out, "I am so hot, I am so thirsty, I must
have ... Diabetes!"