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Jewish Punishment

Rabbi Finkelstein was an avid golfer and played at every opportunity.
He was so addicted to the game that if he didn't play he would get
withdrawal symptoms.

One Yom Kippur, Rabbi Finkelstein thought to himself, "Who is it going to
get hurt if during the recess I go out and play a few rounds, nobody will
be the wiser and I'll be back in time for services". Sure enough, at the
conclusion of the Ma'ariv service, Rabbi Finkelstein snuck out of the
Synagogue and headed straight for the golf course.

Looking down upon him were Moshe Rabeinu and G-d.

Moshe said, "Look what that man is doing and a Rabbi in Israel at that".

G-d replied, "I'll teach him a lesson"

On the course itself Rabbi Finkelstein teed off and when he hit the ball,
it careened of a tree, struck a rock, flew across a stream and landed in
the hole for a HOLE IN ONE!

Seeing all this Moshe yelled, "G-d, this is how you're going to teach him
a lesson; he got a hole in one.

"Sure", said G-d, "but who is he going to tell?"

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