Ukranian Use for a Jewish Newspaper???
A Ukrainian "pan" (wealthy merchant) and a Jew happen to travel in the
same compartment of a train. And, as always in cases like this, the
Ukrainian is only happy to show his spite to everything Jewish, so this
is how their discussion goes:
Pan: "You know, sir, I have a habit of using three sorts of newspapers
when travelling: one Ukrainian which I read, the other Russian which I
use to wrap my breakfast in, and the Jewish one which I use to wipe myself
when I use a toilet."
Jew: "Aren't you afraid, with all due respect, that this way your behind
is apt to become more clever than your head?"