Election Day
The first Jewish President is elected.
He calls his Mother: "Mama, I've won the elections, you've got to
come to the swearing-in ceremony."
"I don't know, what would I wear?"
"Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker"
"But I only eat kosher food"
"Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food"
"But how will I get there?"
"I'll send a limo,just come mama"
"Ok Ok, if it makes you happy.
The great day comes and Mama is seated between the Supreme Court
Justices and the Future Cabinet members, she nudges the gentleman on
her right. "You see that boy, the one with his hand on the Bible"
"His brother's a doctor!"