Cantorial Insurance
as told by Joseph Telushkin in Jewish Humor
"A cantor brags before his congregation in a booming, bellowing
voice: "Two years ago I insured my voice with Lloyds of London
for $750,000."
There is a hushed and awed silence in the crowded room. Suddenly,
from the back of the room, the quiet, nasal voice of an elderly
woman is heard, "So what did you do with the money?"