Kohanim Perks
Moishe wants desperately to be a Kohen. After nudging his rav about
it, the rav cannot convince Mosihe that he just cannot MAKE him a
Kohen. But, he tells Moishe to go to a different shul where no one
knows him. When they ask who is a Kohen, Moishe should volunteer
and no one will ever ask or know the difference.
So, the next Monday morning, moishe goes to the other shul. Just
before Torah reading, the shamash asks, "Are there any Kohanim?"
Moishe quickly raises his hand. The shamash replies, "Oh! We
have a chatan and a yahrtzeit for two Yisra'elim today. So, could
you do me a favor and leave the room?"