New Store a Veritable Fantasyland


Just in time for Purim and Passover, Disney plans to open a
store in the Monsey area, which will cater to the needs of
the burgeoning Jewish population. Among the useful items for
purchase will be:


Talis in Wonderland (folds fast if you're late)
Tinkerbell Tefillin (clap if you believe in Hashem!)
Minnie Kippah (also available in mini-Minnie sizes)
Little Mermaid Mezuzah (plays "Kiss the Girl")
Sleeping Beauty Sheytl (blonde only)
Tigger Tichel (orange with black stripes)
Peter Pans (milchig and fleishig cookware)
Bambi Blech (will not burn venison)
Robin Hood Pushka (takes from the rich gives to the poor)
(formerly known as "101 Donations")
Aladdin Kiddush Cup (drink up and you'll be flying)
Pete's Dragon Havdalah Candle (his mouth blows fire!)
Pinocchio Yahrtzeit Candle (his nose grows shorter)
Mary Poppins Spice Box (holds a spoonful of sugar)
Hunchback of Notre Dame Shofar (curved like a real Hunchback)
Old Yeller lulav and etrog set (lulav old, etrog yeller)
Seven Dwarfs Menorah (eighth night not included)
Dumbo Dreidels (they fly!)
Beauty and the Beast Megillah (comes with Goofy gragger)
Cinderella Seder Plate (must be used by midnight)
Jewish Geography Game: "It's a Small World"
Jiminy Cricket's Book of Halacha: "Always Let Your Conscience
Be Your Guide"
Wedding Prints Developed ("Some day my prints will come")